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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Toilet humor...

Anybody interested in this toilet fixture? I wonder if anyone out there is crazy enough to buy one of these....
Aquariass - Aquarium toilet
Add a little life to your bathroom with this live aquarium. The fully functioning tank fits American Standard bowls. Custom bowl installation is available.
3/8" acrylic tank 1.6 gpf. (federal standard) 22" x 14" x 9" deep
One question: What happens to the fishes after you flush?
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Why?
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Do witches run 'spell' checkers? How come wrong numbers are never busy? How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? How do you throw away a garbage can? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What happens if you get scared half to death,...twice? What is the speed of dark? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal? Why do they make scented toilet paper? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why indeed..... why why why? Happy weekend everyone!
Thus said Screwed-Up AKA SnglGuy :: 3/04/2006 07:25:00 AM :: 11 Responded:

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